When you only have a crossbow,

And you’re feeling bored,

Then I know where you should go.

This place is beneath a willow,

Beneath the floorboard,

The Place down below.

You won’t need to row,

Or strum a magic chord,

And don’t listen to Old Man Joe.

You must go with the flow,

Go where none have explored,

You must go below.

There is a large minnow,

It does not like to be ignored,

Watch it Perform.

And I hope you know,

That beneath the floorboard,

With your trusty crossbow,

You shall not leave tomorrow.

Minnow