How I Killed A Snake With A Kazoo

“Dang your a big snake,” I whispered under my breath while looking at the biggest snake I have ever seen.


“Nice snakie, good snakie.”I tried to make the snake want to not eat me. I back up slowly; the snake stabbed its head at my side but I dodged it.


“You know,” Froll, my ally began to quickly back up.”I’m just gonna go-“ He tried to run but I grabbed him by the back of the shirt and rolled with him when the snake lunged at us.


“You're not getting away that easy.”I snapped.

“Wait. I have an idea.”


I calmly pulled out the non-lethal item I was allowed to bring. I put the end to my mouth and began to blow. At first, the music from the kazoo was choppy and awful sounding but soon I was able to keep a steady beat.


The music put the snake in a trance causing the snake to bang its head over and over into a tree. After a while, its head caved in and it fell to the ground.


I turned to Froll ”And you thought I was stupid for bringing a kazoo, well who’s laughing now.”


“You are still stupid;just lucky. Let’s go”

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