Say, how are you?

How are you I say?

Have you heard of the town named Tooberaday?

It’s a place not too far

You can get there real quick

Although you might find yourself getting quite sick

In Tooberaday you see

They don’t leave their homes

That’s because every one

Has its very own Tooberphone

The Tooberphone is a device that can do it all

You can watch TV, surf the web, even make a call

It cleans, it cooks, it reads you books

It even will find you the best place for shnooks

So with all this convenience in their very own homes

There simply is no reason to go out alone

Especially when the world can be such a scary place

Who wants to get eaten by a wild Whoobaface?

But this does make the town of Tooberaday sad

There are no parades, no parties

It’s really quite bad

The people are lonely. They don’t have real friends

They talk online through their Tooberphones

But real connection? Depends

One day little Charlie

Who wanted to play ball

And really was just sick of it all

Threw his Tooberphone out the window

It caused quite the scene

His parents cried “But Charlie what does it all mean??”

But not to worry

Because within the hour

A brand new Tooberphone was delivered

Sleek, shiny, and powered

“Go on now Charlie,” his parents said

“Go play some ball online with Ted”

“Make a video or watch a movie in 3D”

“You may not have noticed but this is the latest version, the Z”

So that is what life is like in Tooberaday

Don’t you think it would be better to just stay away?

Although their phones seem so convenient and fun

There is just so, so much more in life to be done