Fake Friends

DIANA VACKER:



Six period class ended early due to a family of roaches infesting Mr. Naseā€™s classroom. I wonder how that got there, could it have been pay back for giving a certain student detention yesterday?

Since class ended early, I headed towards my locker to touch up my makeup before heading to the library.

I walked in dragging my backpack along he carpeted floor. As Iā€™m about to sit down, I glance over to my right and a wave of dĆ©jĆ  rolled over me.

There, practically buried under a five foot stack of math and scienceā€” or whateverā€” books is Eloise. _Great, Iā€™m starting to regret the whole cockroach thing. _



I scan the room quickly in a desperate search for a seat any but next to Eloise. All the other seats are taken, except the one right _next_ to her. Sometimes, I really hate karma.

Well, thereā€™s no where else to go unless I skip schoolā€”and thereā€™s no point in that, Iā€™d get caught. Again.

Before I can stop it, I walk over and plop down in the seat next to Eloise.



ELOISE LONGER:



Iā€™d just finished reading a mystery novel, but the ending was very anticlimactic, so I returned it to library and instead checked out these really fascinating alchemy and chemistry books when very suddenly, Diana occupies the seat next to me. _Why? Was this punishment for getting a 98% on my ELA test yesterday?! _


Me and Diana havenā€™t talked since the third grade.

I didnā€™t want to say anything, but the awkward silence got to meā€”silence like this is a pet peeve of mine for whatever reasonā€” I cleared my throat and before I knew what I was doing, I let out a simple: ā€œHello.ā€

It felt like the entire library had gone silent, but a few seconds laterā€”felt like an eternityā€” she replied: ā€œI want to sit near you, but I donā€™t have a choice, so donā€™t think where friends now or anything.ā€

_Ugh_. Why does she always do this?



DIANA VACKER:



Iā€™d just put that little geek, Eloise in her place when she slammed the nerdy book she was reading down onto the table with a big THUD!!!

ā€œWatch your mouth, itā€™s not like I want to be near you either, Overrated Princess.ā€

I roll my eyes, I donā€™t want to take her bait but that was the worst comeback in the history of comebacks.

ā€œ_Overrated Princess?ā€ _I snort, ā€œThatā€™s the best you can do?ā€ I flip my shoulder length blonde hair behind my shoulder.

ā€œIā€™d say you should get out more, but you donā€™t any friends. Mā€™est be lonely.ā€

I mean it in a sorta mean wayā€” if I say something too outline Iā€™ll get another months worth of detentionā€” but there was some truth to that, it must be lonely, and sad, not that I care.

Iā€™m about to walk away when Eloise whispers something under her breath.



ELOISE LONGER:



ā€œWhat was that?ā€ Diana asked me in a more than harsh voice.

I speak a little louder this time, not wanting a one else to hear this but aanting Diana to. ā€œAt least I donā€™t have fake friends who use me while I stay oblivious to the fact that Iā€™m only popular cause Iā€™m fake friends with them. Also, I donā€™t pretend to use ā€˜The Nerdsā€™ then kick them to the curb.ā€

I have to admit, not much of a comback, but every single was true. I just hope Diana realizes that.



DIANA VACKER:



_Hmph_. I donā€™t necessarily like Eloise, but she had some thruth to that, but not about the fake-friend-popular-thing. Right?

I stand up ready to walk out. But before I do I nibble a few words to Eloise

ā€œ_Iā€™m_ _sorry_.ā€ Then, I walk out of there with whatever pride I have left. Eloise looks star-strucked.



ELOISE LONGER:



ā€œMe too.ā€ I say before I hit the alchemy books agin. _Me too. _

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