Fake Friends
DIANA VACKER:
Six period class ended early due to a family of roaches infesting Mr. Naseās classroom. I wonder how that got there, could it have been pay back for giving a certain student detention yesterday?
Since class ended early, I headed towards my locker to touch up my makeup before heading to the library.
I walked in dragging my backpack along he carpeted floor. As Iām about to sit down, I glance over to my right and a wave of dĆ©jĆ rolled over me.
There, practically buried under a five foot stack of math and scienceā or whateverā books is Eloise. _Great, Iām starting to regret the whole cockroach thing. _
I scan the room quickly in a desperate search for a seat any but next to Eloise. All the other seats are taken, except the one right _next_ to her. Sometimes, I really hate karma.
Well, thereās no where else to go unless I skip schoolāand thereās no point in that, Iād get caught. Again.
Before I can stop it, I walk over and plop down in the seat next to Eloise.
ELOISE LONGER:
Iād just finished reading a mystery novel, but the ending was very anticlimactic, so I returned it to library and instead checked out these really fascinating alchemy and chemistry books when very suddenly, Diana occupies the seat next to me. _Why? Was this punishment for getting a 98% on my ELA test yesterday?! _
Me and Diana havenāt talked since the third grade.
I didnāt want to say anything, but the awkward silence got to meāsilence like this is a pet peeve of mine for whatever reasonā I cleared my throat and before I knew what I was doing, I let out a simple: āHello.ā
It felt like the entire library had gone silent, but a few seconds laterāfelt like an eternityā she replied: āI want to sit near you, but I donāt have a choice, so donāt think where friends now or anything.ā
_Ugh_. Why does she always do this?
DIANA VACKER:
Iād just put that little geek, Eloise in her place when she slammed the nerdy book she was reading down onto the table with a big THUD!!!
āWatch your mouth, itās not like I want to be near you either, Overrated Princess.ā
I roll my eyes, I donāt want to take her bait but that was the worst comeback in the history of comebacks.
ā_Overrated Princess?ā _I snort, āThatās the best you can do?ā I flip my shoulder length blonde hair behind my shoulder.
āIād say you should get out more, but you donāt any friends. Māest be lonely.ā
I mean it in a sorta mean wayā if I say something too outline Iāll get another months worth of detentionā but there was some truth to that, it must be lonely, and sad, not that I care.
Iām about to walk away when Eloise whispers something under her breath.
ELOISE LONGER:
āWhat was that?ā Diana asked me in a more than harsh voice.
I speak a little louder this time, not wanting a one else to hear this but aanting Diana to. āAt least I donāt have fake friends who use me while I stay oblivious to the fact that Iām only popular cause Iām fake friends with them. Also, I donāt pretend to use āThe Nerdsā then kick them to the curb.ā
I have to admit, not much of a comback, but every single was true. I just hope Diana realizes that.
DIANA VACKER:
_Hmph_. I donāt necessarily like Eloise, but she had some thruth to that, but not about the fake-friend-popular-thing. Right?
I stand up ready to walk out. But before I do I nibble a few words to Eloise
ā_Iām_ _sorry_.ā Then, I walk out of there with whatever pride I have left. Eloise looks star-strucked.
ELOISE LONGER:
āMe too.ā I say before I hit the alchemy books agin. _Me too. _