O, daughter of Zeus, Urania, my star

I beseech you as a worthy servant

I’m a good boy, Open this blasted kitty treat jar

Sorry ‘bout that broken clock

Behold Salmon bites

Tender chicken delights

Or Savory grill

Catnip scented thrills

Forget not Turkey gravy

Please dear muse don’t deny me

Sat in boxes regardless of size

Survived the carrier evils

Am I not worthy of a prize?

Goddess Mafdet reward me

Meow like I’ve never eaten before

Yowl like my bowl is empty

Full, still I want more

That a can opener, I hear

Chief executioner of toys

Victor of shopping bags

Bringer of infinite joys

I, Biscuits, deserve a treat