There have been stories going around about this one peculiar couple... Now, on first glance, they may just seem like your usual young couple. Passionate, loving, romantic might be a few words that you would use to describe them on first glance... But according to many citizen reports, there is much more to them than what meets the eye...

We started receiving reports on the suspicious couple roughly a month ago. The first call was very odd. The caller called the police station at around 11:47pm to report that somebody had broken into their house... But that wasn’t the weird thing about it... The caller, for lack of a better term, sounded surprisingly calm, almost as if they were about to fall asleep (which is incredibly strange, as most people are usually in a panic when they hear someone break into their home). To make matters even worse, the caller got cut off very abruptly, (meaning that we couldn’t find out more about the intruders who had supposedly broke into their house).

Many of the reports we received shared the same oddities as the first... Well, all, except for the last report... The last call we received was from a campsite that was on the other side of the country! At first, we didn’t think that it would have any connection to the mysterious break-ins... It just felt too different compared to how each of the break-ins usually happened...

The campsite manager called the police station because there was a strange smell hovering around the campsite... He commented that the entire campsite reeked of smoke (and NOT cigarette smoke, apparently).

With that, police officers flocked to the campsite, hoping to find the source of this weird aroma... However, after an hour of searching, most police officers came up empty-handed and above that, were on the verge of falling asleep on the job!

Something was DEFINITELY off...

Feeling puzzled by the situation, I decided to do a little private investigation of the general vicinity of the campsite on my own... Everyone who was at the campsite was asleep at the time, so there were no other witnesses of this incident besides the campsite manager (who was also gradually drifting into the land of nod himself).

Once the manager was asleep, I slipped in behind several bushes and started to carefully examine the surroundings. The smell was off-puttingly potent throughout the entire area, so I REALLY had to try and focus on the matter at hand...

A little bit of snooping around in the bushes later and I started to hear voices... Specifically, a male and a female... It caught me a little off-guard, as I wasn’t expecting to hear any other voices at this time of night... I stealthily crawled closer to them...

“Hey Moe, do you get the feeling that someone might be onto us...?” The female asks, with a hushed voice.

“Nah, it’s probably just the drugs talkin’...” ‘Moe’ assures her calmly.