“DAD!”

“What now?”

“THERES A SPIDER”

“Again?”

“IM GONNA DIE!”

“Really?”

“HURRY IP AND KILL THE GODDAMN THING”

“Language”

“ILL BE WORRYING ABOUT MY LANGUAGE AFTER I ESCAPE THIS NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE”

“Alright, alright. I’ve got it”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, do you want to see it?”

“NO GET THAT CREEPY THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE”