I saw you in the store.

Messy hair, I could tell you’d just woken up.

It made me wonder if you snore.

You were buying Ben and Jerry’s

A lot.

A recent break up perhaps.

You seemed so sad, I’d thought.

So I went to say hi

To make sure you were okay

You started to cry.

So now I was stuck trying to comfort this total stranger.

You got snot on my shirt.

I wondered if my bad boy street cred was in grave danger.

But you seemed so desperate.

So I decided to give you some credit,

So clingy I didn’t see an exit,

I tried to pull away without making you offended,

But you invited my to watch movies with you which was unexpected.

You fell in love with me for a day.

But you do indeed have free cable so I suppose I’ll stay.