Hello roger, this is God calling. I just wanted to let you know that your life cable bill is about to expire and you wont be able to renew unless you start watching better shows. Forget about this so-called reality show business that’s not real my friend, it’s a bunch of made up junk that people think is real but it just isn’t. Do you really think I put masdasgar cockroaches on this earth for people to eat? I think not. So check your local directory and start watc…. No better yet turn off your set, look out the window,take a walk and enjoy real reality. Wake up roger and smell my roses. Must hang up now and call other clients. Heed my advice and take care of something. Your friend-God-