“Man, I can’t believe I’m gonna be late! I’m literally never late! Hopefully I don’t get a write up.” “OH, GOD THERE’S AN OLD MAN IN FRONT OF YOU, SLAM ON THE BREAKS, YOU’RE GOING 40, DEAR LORD.” “RUN HIM OVER! IT’S HIS OWN FAULT!” “What? Omg, NO! Why would you even suggest that? I’m slamming on the breaks!” “HONK!” “OK, I will honk, though.” “You probably shouldn’t have done that, he’s just I helpless old man.” “OH, SHUT UP, HE DESERVED IT!” “Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have, but It’s too late now.” “Yeah. . . .” “Well, hopefully by some miracle I make it to work on time.”