2-1-2024

Dear Mr. Kingston Grey, you massive, disgraceful, douche,

I despise your class with every inch of my heart. (Sure it’s ALSO my favorite)

BUT I WASNT EVEN “FLiRtInG” WITH THAT UGLY RAT! (I’m talking about Artemis here) Sure he’s not tooooooo ugly, but I don’t LIKE him. And even if I did, you had no right calling me out like that you old geezer.

Anyways, it’s not like you’ll see this anyway so bye you treacherous toad.

- The only kid in your class worthy of passing.

2-10-2024

Diary,

Artemis keeps being insufferable- I can’t stand the way he constantly flirts with me like I’m one of his bimbos! It’s like he can’t see that I’m way out of his league. I mean he’s hot, and his few tattoos up his left arm make me feel a certain way that I can’t quite explain- but GOD get a life dude!

2-1-2031

Diary, apology in advance,

I stopped writing when me and that hog got together. But now that I have 4 kids and I’m divorced because he cheated on me(and I maybe cut his dick a little. (Maybe.)) I thought I’d come back to my origins. But my oldest is currently trying to tie my youngest to the balcony so

Til next time.