"Hello everyone and welcome to my show", Spoke the bearded magician with a little red bow, "Have you noticed my act has started already?" He said with a grin while keeping hands steady, "Id like to begin with an announcement from the staff", He pointed over to a large box on his left, "It appears their lost and found is full up," "So if you're missing anything like a wallet or cup. . ." He Pulled out the objects and held them up high, "Hey thats my wallet!" Yelled some random guy, "There's lots more here, Some glasses and keys," "A purse here that makes me want to sneeze!" The crowd began checking their pockets and chairs, "We've all been robbed by this mad wizard of hares!" The crowd got rowdy and stormed toward the stage, "Hey relax folks we are all on the same page," The magician emptied the box on the crowd, "Theres all your stuff untouched like i found," "This isnt amusing! This is pure theft!" "When were done with you There'll be nothing left!" "I guess that's my Que, I wont stick around, And with a flash the magician hit the ground, Before they could jump on him like a mob, The magician had vanished somewhere else to rob, The guests all left, confused and slighter, With all of their purses 10 dollars lighter,