“Dude it was fricken crazy”

“No way! you were inside man?!”

“Yeah dude, and I kid you not, no one even noticed” an annoyed look creeps on my face,

“the kid had a pocket knife with him and popped the jumpy house”

“And then what happened?” My friend asks as he sips on his caprisun holding an uncrustable,

“Here I am tryna find this exit, but every time I step, the floor just sinks man” my eyes start to well up with tears,

“It was scary bro, and when I stepped out a-and mom was just eating ice cream like nothing happened”

“Lameeee, I thought you would’ve like stayed inside or something, it would’ve been so cool”

“…you think it’s funny…?!” I launch over the table and take his uncrustable before he can eat it,

“haw yu like thith”, I sure showed him 😤