Why You Will Love COAAK

This is about the type of person who will thoroughly enjoy the upcoming novel Confession Of An Accidental Killer. If, after reading said critiera , you find yourself identifying with it, please feel free to contact me for your copy of this future book.


1. You Can Read


This is an unfortunate requirement to the enjoyment of the book until the audiobook version has been completed which will be read by Chris Pratt because of course it will. If you are six years old or under and still in the process of learning to read, have a parent with low standards read it to you at bedtime.

If you are an adult who attended American public schools, please locate a homeschool child of 10 and have them read it to you.


2. You Like To Read


This may be even more crucial than the ability to read, as many who know how to read choose to not read novels. Even hilarious novels like COAAK will pass their notice because they would rather wait for the Prime series. Avid readers who like to try out new authors will be the most likely to give this novel a go. Having said that, COAAK may be just the book to break in those never-readers, those poor souls who gave up reading after high school or who stick to comic books. This author was among them. One of my happy goals would be to convert movie-only people into novel-reading-also people.


3. You Like Crime Capers with Humor


This story involves assasins, drug dealers, theives, detectives, undercover agents, guns, knives, blood, mistaken identities, and other elements commonly found in Tarantino or Guy Ritchie films. Readers who enjoy Lee Child or Donald Westlake will hoping find alot to like here.


4. You Like Hearing Fresh Voices


As the first novel from an unpublished author, you will be experiencing a brand new vision; unfiltered and undiluted by any corporate publishing system. This also comes with a level of rawness and inexperience. It will not be a perfect work. To be perfectly honest, you will most likely have read better books. Nevertheless, I would love for you to join me at the beginning of my journey of storytelling and welcome any and all feedback.

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