I am procrastination Let me inside your head I’ll drain your will to achieve your goals You’ll never get ahead Forget that story you’re writing There’s games to download in your apps Your writing can wait, it’s not going anywhere Just sit back, play and relax I am procrastination I know what’s best for you Just come away, from that important task It’s something you can come back too Your list of chores are piling up It’s fine, just leave them be You’ve been meaning to watch that box set So just chill in front of the tv I am procrastination Your phone is your best friend Just Facebook scroll, and binge YouTube Until your hearts content To which it will never be One more video is never enough Just send tweets, and make tik toks Until you feel tired and rough I am procrastination I’ll help you in your quest To do as little as long as possible This is my behest I see you’ve continued your writing And finished that list of chores It seems your will has overpowered me You are mine to command no more I was procrastination But not anymore I have no power over you It seems as if I’m done for I guess this is goodbye But Don’t worry, I’ll be back Because I am procrastination And I’m always on the attack