I Am Procrastination
I am procrastination
Let me inside your head
I’ll drain your will to achieve your goals
You’ll never get ahead
Forget that story you’re writing
There’s games to download in your apps
Your writing can wait, it’s not going anywhere
Just sit back, play and relax
I am procrastination
I know what’s best for you
Just come away, from that important task
It’s something you can come back too
Your list of chores are piling up
It’s fine, just leave them be
You’ve been meaning to watch that box set
So just chill in front of the tv
I am procrastination
Your phone is your best friend
Just Facebook scroll, and binge YouTube
Until your hearts content
To which it will never be
One more video is never enough
Just send tweets, and make tik toks
Until you feel tired and rough
I am procrastination
I’ll help you in your quest
To do as little as long as possible
This is my behest
I see you’ve continued your writing
And finished that list of chores
It seems your will has overpowered me
You are mine to command no more
I was procrastination
But not anymore
I have no power over you
It seems as if I’m done for
I guess this is goodbye
But Don’t worry, I’ll be back
Because I am procrastination
And I’m always on the attack