You Killed What?
“NO, I will not go anywhere with you until you explain yourself.”
“I cannot explain it at this time. Some very bad people are fallowing me and now you. So pack your bags.”
“hahaha, ok you can stop now. The joke was funny, where is the phone taking the video?”
“It is not a joke Camron, if you do not get in the car I will have to force you in.”
“How? It’s not like you have a tazer.”
*zap*
Camron falls to the floor and Lynnette takes him to the car.
“See, not that hard.”
“Why can’t I move?”
“Don’t worry it’s temporary. You wouldn’t get in otherwise so I had no choice. We needed to get on the road before they got to the house and…”
*boom*
“Do that, well that is disappointing”
“MY HOUSE!!! All of my paintings, my sculptures. When I am able to move again I am going to…
“To what? You were going to be in that explosion if I didn’t get you out of there when I did. Your paintings are in the back, the good ones at least.”
“Now can you explain why we just watched our house explode?”
“I may have killed a chicken that is the pet of a gang leader.”
*silence.*
“Hahahahahah!!! You killed a chicken, a pet chicken.
Our house was destroyed for you killing a chicken?”
“This is serious, I accidentally shot the chicken instead of the leader of the gang.”
“What do you mean?! You are a lawyer, you have never even picked up a gun so why were you trying to shoot a man?”
“Well, I may have not told you of a different job of mine. I am a hit man for the government.
“YOUR WHAT!!! Nope. Let me out, let me out of the car.”
“I can’t do that.”
“The heck you mean you can’t do that?! I will not be a hostage for your crimes.”
“If you leave the car you will be shot before you can say “I am free.” These people are going to track us both until they get their revenge.”
“I am not part of their revenge. I wasn’t even aware of your second job until a few minutes ago so I should not be a hostage.”
“Calm down. Goodness, your a grown man. Stop panicking, it will just make it harder.”
I am allowed to stress over everything happening right now. You have no right to tell me otherwise.”
“Fine Cameron, you want out I’ll tell you out.”
*zoom, zoom*
Lynnette, what are you doing. Your going to hit the wall your going to hit the wall. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”
*drives through the wall.*
“You can stop screaming, you’re fine now.”
“Huh, I am supposed to be dead right now. We’re are we?”
“We are in my lab, or in other words my other office for work.”
“What the fu…”