Crash. Clang. Thud. Thump.

‘Pesky human, ruining my well-deserved sleep. What is he doing this time?’

The human ran down the stairs, his tie crooked. He must be late for work again. No matter, I am far more important and I crave food, good food. I shall ask my servant human to feed me this instant.

“Meow.” I shall climb up the kitchen counter with my impeccable skills and compel him to provide me with the food that I crave.

“You hungry Mr. Dimple?”

‘I cannot stand that name! It is very unfortunate that my human servant is unable to understand that my name is Cohen, conqueror of worlds and emperor of darkness, he shall feel my wrath for insulting me with such name!’

“Aww Mr. Dimple giving me the paw! You’re really hungry aren’t ya bud? Don’t worry, I’ll feed you.”

‘No! It was not meant to be cute! It was meant to be threatening!’ “Meow! Meow! Meow!”

“Alright, alright here you go.”

‘Ugh, whatever I shall scold you later.’

Human rushed back up the stairs, he seems to have forgotten his bag. His socks aren’t the same color, tie still crooked, and one button missing on his shirt. Human will surely be fired soon.

“SHOOT!! MY SOCK’S WET!! UGHH!!

‘Yes, fired indeed.’