“Danny will you be my Valentine? No.”

“Hey I was wondering, did you want to be my Valentine? No.”

“Are you doing anything on Valentine’s Day?”

“Who are you talking to?”

“Danny what the Hell! You made me jump out of my skin!”

“Sorry I didn’t mean to.”

“It’s fine.”

“Are you sure? You don’t sound fine, what’s got your goat?”

“Nothing, everything is fine.”

“Okayyyy… right well I’ll see you later I’ve got a meeting with the principal again.”

“Again? You’re so bad.”

“Right… we’ll see ya around Nate.”

“Why can’t I just tell her how I feel? How hard is it to ask her to be my Valentine?”

“You want me to be your Valentine?”

“What! No!”

“Only I took like two steps and you started muttering to yourself.”

“I was just having a laugh, why would I want to go with you? I mean why would you want to go with me? I mean valentines pfft amirite? Childish stuff.”

“Dude relax you’ll give yourself a hernia.”

“I’m good, everything is chill.”

“Good.”

“Good.”

“I’ve really got to go but I look forward to seeing what you’ve got planned for Valentine’s.”

“Valentines…”

“See you later Nate, my answer is yes if you don’t think it’s too childish.”

“See you… get in! I’ve got a date!

“You really need to practice waiting until people leave before talking to yourself.”

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