(Characters: Officer Jamie, U.N. Joey, president Rosie)

President Rosie: “Twelcome two de wearly(yearly)spweeches(speeches)!”

Officer Jamie: “Bello! Too new wules(rules) is dat(that) no num num(eat) maynise(mayonnaise), and twatles do(go) to kale(jail)!!!”

U.N. Joey: “Me woves Maynise tho!!!!!”

President Rosie: “Jowy you alweds(already) in twubs(trouble) tus u no sware(share), so u no bah bah(blah blah)!”

U.N. Joey: ‘Bursts into tears, and lays on the floor and wails’

President Rosie: ‘Screams as loud as she can and stomps around’

Officer Jamie: ‘Babbles nonsense angrily’

Audience(parents and all other living people older than toddlers): Gasps, and continues recording.

U.N. Joey: “MAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAM!!”

Joey’s Mom: ‘Picks him up and comforts him’

President Rosie: “Puk(put) U.N. Jowy dow(down)! He is in twubs(trouble), he is doing(going) to kale(jail)!!!!”

Joey’s mom: ‘Obeys, as toddler jail for parents is horrifying’

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Rosie’s mom: ‘puts down phone’

Grown up kids: ‘cringe’ “We are as bad as the ones right now” and laugh.