I know you hate me, but I am here to protect you. Thousands of years of evolution has yet to render me obsolete. You may not be being chased by a tiger or struggling to find food, but like it or not my existence has a purpose. And yes, it is all about you. And whilst it may not be life or death, right now I am here to save you from a classroom of judgemental vultures. They’re obviously all going to think yours is the worst idea in all of history. Dozens of eyes will stare you down. You will slowly start to flush and stutter, and it will be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to anyone like…ever. Why are you putting yourself through this? You should probably just fake an illness.