Bay window or food stand

Winding staircase or roller coaster

Slanted roof or ski hill

Fancy oven or industrial toaster

Empty paper towel role

or rival to Excalibur

A house trained puppy

or prize winning race horse

A drain pipe or a fire man pole

A picket white fence or an obstacle course

Large pink oak or jungle gym

A well planted garden or a mud bath

Back porch railing or Olympic balance beam

A tire swing or a tornado of wrath

What could be more grand than a nice house

That’s never been used for anything less than grand

Never a time the fun is doused

Only great things happen on our land