What we did on our holidays movie starring billy Connolly

mickey have a pee before you go

come on get out this house your too slow

off too the seaside wish it were me

mickey please remember to go have a pee

cause it’s nearly a four hour drive there

and i know you don’t like to do the loo in the fresh air

don’t tell me you don’t need

Micky i dont want to have to plead

you will be complaining the whole way

i really don’t need this today

there won’t be a toilet on the road

go to the loo and drop off a load

that’s it good boy go to the car

well done mickey you ar a star