I took out the trash I collected some cash I did the dishes in a flash I made some potatoes in the mash I had the hornets in the back trashed I had some pulp bashed All done I invited the neighbor over I put a flower on the table which was a clover I thought It was a warm October I made the final touches as a closer I added stuff to his drink for him I wanted this night to be grim Oh I wanted to see him through All my anger grew He came And his life won't be the same Gave the drink to his dog Dame The dog was dead an hour later Buried him in the backyard I and him bickered all till three The neighbor and me He couldn't find his dog! Even though his dog is a depressed log! I told him he does something that few can And there is one thing I want to do All I wanted to be able to have a lazy Sunday, Now I'll have to kill you!