I took out the trash

I collected some cash

I did the dishes in a flash

I made some potatoes in the mash

I had the hornets in the back trashed

I had some pulp bashed

All done

I invited the neighbor over

I put a flower on the table which was a clover

I thought It was a warm October

I made the final touches as a closer

I added stuff to his drink for him

I wanted this night to be grim

Oh I wanted to see him through

All my anger grew

He came

And his life won't be the same

Gave the drink to his dog Dame

The dog was dead an hour later

Buried him in the backyard

I and him bickered all till three

The neighbor and me

He couldn't find his dog!

Even though his dog is a depressed log!

I told him he does something that few can

And there is one thing I want to do

All I wanted to be able to have a lazy Sunday,

Now I'll have to kill you!