As of today’s date

It is with great aplomb

That I blow a raspberry

Toward the C-suite

And quit my job as

VP of Sales

When I graduated from

Carnegie Melon

You cherry-picked me

From a sublime list of

Candidates

For a peachy job

But it as become appearant

That this place is bananas

And that the currant

Leadership is as corrupt as

Marion Berry’s administration

The cash you make off our backs

Is enough to make a man go

Crazy

That’s the key we desire

To feel that you at least

Give a fig about our happiness

But, alas, that is too much to

Hope for

All I desired was common decency

I wanted time off to marry my beloved

And you forced me to work

So much I can’t elope!

As they say, though,

When life gives you lemons…

That’s why I’m leaving

Don’t blame my supervisors

If you need someone at whom

To direct your anger

I’m your huckleberry.