Let me tell you about me

I have the skills to tackle conflict

I have the skills to work hard

But I definitely don’t have the skill

Of serving coffee without drinking it all

I am able to make people happy

I am able to make people feel welcome

But I am barely able to make people

Watch me dancing without laughing

I certainly have loads of skills

And I have about a thousand flaws

But in spite of all this

I would be anything for you

Can I have thr job now?