An oath to keep with a final breath His love conquered even death A flaming mechanic with sass to spare He’s a character beyond compare A genius inventor, part of the Seven His ADHD is at level eleven But he died in glory to save the world Then came back, his story untold He rescued his love from an island prison But by then a new threat had arisen So he put off his plans to help save us His plans succeeded without much fuss Ladies and gents, if it’s not clear The one in question is quite dear As Lester Papadopoulos says, “The hero I speak of is Leo Valdez”