An oath to keep with a final breath

His love conquered even death

A flaming mechanic with sass to spare

He’s a character beyond compare

A genius inventor, part of the Seven

His ADHD is at level eleven

But he died in glory to save the world

Then came back, his story untold

He rescued his love from an island prison

But by then a new threat had arisen

So he put off his plans to help save us

His plans succeeded without much fuss

Ladies and gents, if it’s not clear

The one in question is quite dear

As Lester Papadopoulos says,

“The hero I speak of is Leo Valdez”