Thag the caveman was having a bad day.

His mother was eaten by a bear and he had to find another cave after another cavemen beat him in a dance battle for it.

The sun was hot on his shaggy haired head, and Thag paddled in the river, where leeches caught him and made him scream.

He ran into a hot thing that caught on his furs and burned!

“Hey! Me just invent that!” Another caveman scowled as Thag rolled around on the grass.

Unfortunately this started a terrible fire though Thag somehow got away unscathed but nude.

He stole clothes from another caves washing line but it was weird, White and stretchy…

“HEY! That me invention! Get away from cotton!” The cave owner shouted.

Poor Thag sat on a log on a hillside and began to cry. “Mum! Why you try to fight bear!” He bemoaned his loss.

In frustration, he rocked back and forth on the log, which began to roll down the hill.

Thag was on top of it, running desperately backwards in order to keep up with it.

As Thag rushed down the hill, he had a crazy thought. If he chopped up the log…

“THAG INVENT!” He shouted in joy. He decided to name it after his mother, Whensell. “THAG INVENT WHE-“

He hit a tree.

“Lllll…..” he gasped on the floor.

Other cavemen gathered around.

“He say wheel?”

“Wheel make things faster.”

“Go Thag!” They cheered, lifting the poor caveman up in celebration.