“WHAT!” I scream at the top of my lungs

“I’m sorry, but their is nothing here about Sera getting any money.”

“Oh but, Glen and Siana do?! No this must be a mistake! I was the favourite!” I can’t believe this I think to myself. Oh it makes me sick, they promised me money when they died but instead what do i get, absolutely nothing! I got it! Siana and Glen changed the will, they were jealous I got everything so they changed it, yes that has to be it.

“Please take a seat and stop being so disrespectful!.” The priest screams at me. Instead of sitting down in turn to my two siblings sitting next to me.

“You two!” Siana puts her phone down at looks at me with the bithcest face you could ever imagine.

“You two what?” She says in a spoilet type tone

“You two changed the will!!!” Glen then gets up

“How dare you! We would never!” Siana then gets up as well

“Yeah, talk about an ungrateful asshole.”

“Ungrateful?” I snap back “I got nothing and you have the balls to call ME UNGRATEFUL!!!”

“I dont have balls but whatever” Siana then sits back down applying more lip balm on. Glen is still standing staring at me with the most shocked face you have ever seen.

“I can’t believe you Sera, how dare you accuse us of doing something so horrible.” As glen sits down Siana puts her phone down to look up at me.

“You do realise you were never going to get anything right?”

“What do you mean?!”

“Mum told me a couple days before the accident that when they die you get nothing, as you have been the favourite your whole life.”

“Yeah and! What the fuck does that have to do with anything?!?!”

“Are you really so dense, omfg” Glen then chimes in.

“What Siana is saying is because you always got everything you wanted like a literall fucking mansion, we get the money from the will, its fair.”

“HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR.” The small church echoes this around for several seconds.

“CAN YOU ALL STOP IT!” Screams the priest. “WE ARE HERE FOR A FUNERAL PEOPLE, NOT SOME REALTITY TV SHOW, NOW SHUT UP AND BE RESPECTUFL!!” As i sit down i can’t help think, why? Why the fuck would mum lie to me, I thought she loved me. She could have at least given me the Hawaiian resort or something! As the funeral closes i walk up to the coffin to say my goodbyes. Siana and Glen are in front of me. Siana softly speaks to the coffin.

“Mum and Dad I’m sorry for any time i was bad, or for any time i hurt you. I love you.” Then Glen goes up to the coffin.

“Mum and Dad, I’m gonna miss you guys for ever and ever, and i hope that when i pass away, I’ll get to see you two again.” As anticipation builds when i walk up to the coffin everyone is leaning in, wondering what im gonna say.

“It’s gonna be so sweet.” Says a lady siting in the front.

“I might shed a tear.” Says another

“Mum and Dad.” I say softly.

“HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THE WILL I HOPE YOU BOTH FUCKING ROT IN HELL AND GET FUKING TOURTERED FOR FUCKING EVER! YOU TWO ARE THE WORST FUCKING PARENTS EVER!!!”

The church is completely silent after this, everyone’s jaws dropped.

“Are you done?” Siana says

“Fuck you” i say under my breath as i walk toward the exit.

“Fucking brat” Siana says quietly.

“I CAN HEAR YOU DICKWARD” i say as i slam the double doors on my way out. I look down at the ground under the church and flip it off. My final goodbye to my parents making their way to the depths of hell.