Homer was a homeless homo sapien for the time being as he was searching for a place to stay in Lisbon the night. He met an apparent lesbian named Lisabeth. Their meeting can be recounted as

“sup man” managed lisabeth through bites of mango.

“gonna keep staring or you gonna say something?”

“Sorry ma’am, I was just looking at your shirt. Good for you, to each their own ”.

On her shirt was the word _Lesbains _in rainbow colored letters. She bought the shirt at a bath house in Nice. Les bains translates to “the baths”.