STORY STARTER
In a small village where nothing exciting ever happens, a mischievous group of elderly citizens sets out to create mayhem and mischief for the fun of it.
THE GANG ARE BACK TOGETHER
“Yoooo Timmy lets escape”
“Brudda what”
“I said lets escape my guy”
“Nah man we cant”
“Why not bro, whats holding you back, the mushy peas?”
“Bro are you dumb”
“Probably”
“WE ARE IN A NURSING HOME”
“Screw nursing homes, I hate nursing homes”
“Me too bro me too”
“Lets get the gang back together, I’ll find Linda and Tina and you can get Clementine and Jeffery”
“Clementine died last week”
“Thats good, he smelt like rotting lemons”
“True dat”
“THE GANG WILL BE REUNITED”
“YOOOO WE CAN GO TO THE SCHOOLS AND SLAP OUR TEACHERS”
“THEYRE DEAD”
“WE CAN DIG UP THEIR BODIES AND SLAP THEM”
“Theres worms in mud and you know I hate mud”
“WE CAN PISS ON THEIR GRAVES”
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About time clementine was stinkin the place up 🤢
I read ‘Brudda’ in a Jamaican accent lol
Omg this is the best thing ever🤣 golden 🥇 if the nursing home isn’t like this I’m dying at 20🤣
Beautiful 👌