Perfect For The Job!!
KaBLOW I got hit by a car
Whatever I have to walk it off this is the most important job interview of my life if I died because a car hit me they would think I’m weak and wouldn’t hire me
I run ignoring the man who was trying to apologize for almost killing me and trip on the crosswalk
Suddenly a stampede of people come and cross the road and every time I try to get up my face is met with the sole of a shoe , when I finally get up I cross the road and carry on my merry way
Everything was actually doing pretty good so far, kind of a rocky start but hey!
Hold on… something cold is trickling down my spine
I drop my coffee and get dizzy
I look at the reflection of the store window And see blood all over my hair! Oh crap!
I slap my self to wake up and start running looking for something ,anything to help and I get scared by the sound of Thunder and run into a lamp post .. I feel tiny drops of water all over me
I look up at the sky and notice that it’s actually quite dark! It s raining! It could help wash off all the blood on me! Maybe the universe is on my side
I start basking in the rain .. but suddenly all my hairs are on their ends, I feel ticklish, my hair starts floating and my necklace is vibrating..
LIGHTING!!! rip the necklace off and throw it as far away as possible and it gets struck by lighting in MID AIR!! People around me start screaming and run to shelter….
Whatever! I DONT have time to waste!
I look at my watch and -I HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT!!!
I run like I Never ran before, there is no way I was missing the interview for my dream job, I take a look at the google maps on my phone, I’m sooooo close…
I run past the screams, and lighting, and thunder, once in a while passing some people enjoying their coffee in a sheltered coffee shop, other people playing in the rain with their kids.
I see the building I’m looking for not so far away! I’m so close! I run Even faster and before I know it the doorknob is in my hands and I’m seconds away from my dream
The cat cafe, a place I have wanted to work all my life. I sit at the desk as a person in a chair turns around and greets me, it’s Garfield? He takes one quick glance at me, and says “You have come great lengths for this job, you’re hired”
I couldn’t believe it, all it took to get my dream job, was a concussion, losing my necklace, and possibly breaking several bones….
How amazing is that!? They didn’t even ask me any questions! They knew I was perfect for the job!