“Okay I smell saltwater … wait that’s not helpful duh this is the ocean. Okay what can I hear? Waves. Oh, yeah because this is the ocean… right right and how does the air taste? Salty, musty, some kind of damp … wood, kind of like a ship!!! Oh … yeah because this is a ship. Right okay, well I can feel iron around my wrists, that must be something important … what could that mean?”

“If you keep talking to yourself out loud I’m going to ignore the captain’s orders and throw you overboard!!!”

“Sorry I just … I talk when I’m stressed.”

“Yeah well talk in your head, ever tried that?”

…

“I said have you ever tried that?”

“Oh, I heard you I was just replying in my head.”

“Right that’s it you’re walking the plank!!!”