We here at Archeol Ltd. Are hiring for the role of 21st Century Archivist.

Applicants must have extensive knowledge in 21st Century life. Especially on the political climate, and popular culture at the time, including knowledge on historical figures present during the period.

We here have a large collection of 21st Century artefacts, some of our most treasured items include a ticket to the Taylor Swift Eras tour, Emperor Trump’s toupee with it’s signature orange stain from excessive use of sun tan lotion, the demonic portrait of King Charles III the last monarch of the United Kingdom, the portrait is said to be possessed by himself and his Queen, Queen Camilla. And many many more.

Benefits of working with us include an annual allowance of 6 months worth of water tickets and 4 months worth of oxygen tickets. You will also receive one free meal a week with the other six meals being discounted at a rate of 10%.

Contracted hours are mid-day sun till sunset. Weather depending.

Not accepting applications from any life form other than human. This is not due to us being discriminative of our extraterrestrial, cybernetic and mutant brethren, but purely because we want humans to be the ones in control of human history.

We are only hiring for 21st century archivists at this current point in time, but may expand to other centuries in the future.

For more information please enter our shelter during working hours. Please bring your own PPE as we have a limited supply.

We look forward to seeing your application.

CEO - Swiffty-Chappel Carpenter Mangione.