Ronald Mcdonald

{Self Thoughts}

Cy did say it’s over here, right?


Well, he must’ve been tripping on *something* , because I don’t see no damn farm or animals. ~briiingg-

Dammit , and she’s not answering! Fuck, Im literally lost. I got a uber here. Well, technically *she* got me a uber here, so i **reaalyyy** have no clue where I am or where I’m off to. I know what i’m trying to find. A barn. Farm? Whichever one. Gahh.


-Let me the narrator take a moment to interrupt and give you some information.


||NARRATOR||

|| 𝐓𝐞𝐳𝐳𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐲𝐜𝐚. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 *𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝* 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰, 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲. 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐂𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞? 𝐓𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞. ..(𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬.) ||


-- 𝒯𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝒾𝓉 𝒷ℯℊ𝒾𝓃𝓈 .--


What exactly?

Murdering the

*——*.

Don’t bother trying to figure out what the bleeped word is. You’ll never find out. Hey , names Tezzren, I’m sixteen years old, and have been living on my own, caring for myself, since i was just ten years old. I chose to no worries. My folks are actually pretty great.

(As great as the average high-class white parents can be that is)..Ahem*

Excuse me, sorry that was out of line. Heh.



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