I walked home to see the whole place destroyed, and nobody but my best friends around to know why.

I dashed over to him and went to questioning immediately.

“What happened” I said calmly.

“Oh, I saw!”

“What?”

“Yeah I saw the whole thing, I sawed it myself,”

“Who did it?” I yelled

“I just told you, I sawed it, with my saw”

“Your poor usage of grammar almost saved you”

“I’ll saw you,” they said. Before seeing me off the property, with their saw.