I trudge downstairs still half asleep, what have we here? There lying on the mat I see an envelope, not just any envelope, no this was a golden embossed envelope. How posh! Excitement fills me as I make my way to the kitchen, I will open this letter after I have had a coffee. As I sit at the table drinking my coffee I start to slide open the letter, written on black A4 sized paper, typed in gold are the words: you are cordially invited to Hades, please dress lightly. This is an invitation you cannot ignore, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. We require your presence for a chat around the fire, until then, good health.