“The bio said woof. Literally, woof. It was a dog.”

“Aww, but, did you match?”

“Uh— obviously! Who wouldn’t match with a golden retriever named Daisy for crying out loud!”

“It was a golden retriever?! Damn, I wish I could’ve seen that… what happened then?”

“Okay, so, we matched, and it’s just four straight texts that say ‘woof woof bark woof woof’, which is translated by none other than Daisy herself, because, y’know, dogs can apparently speak English. But you wanna know the funniest part?”

“As if going out with a dog isn’t funny?”

“She took me to a cat café.”