5 Words
This is it he is gonna say those words I have been waiting for. We have been dating for about 3 months and he invited me out to a restaurant that is so beautiful. We have a table in the corner and he is sitting across from me staring down at his plate of pasta. He must be nervous. Oh, how cute is that? I sigh in my head as I stare at him. He didn't call for a while and he got me worried that someone must have kidnapped him. I mean why else would he not return my 3 calls( 3 for every hour of the day). He finally answered on the fourth day. Probably because he missed me so much.
“Hey Jane so I wanted us to meet here because I have something to tell you,” he says barely even able to look me in the eye. Maybe we should have 6 kids right?
“Yes, Shawny bear”
“ I don't even know how to say this. Wow,” He looks extremely nervous any second now he is going to say I love you and then we will get married and live happily ever after. I sigh again in my head.
“It's okay take your time. We have our whole lives to spend together” I place my chin in the palm of my hand. I reach for him across the table and it's a little sweaty. He snatches it away. Awww he must not want me to feel how nervous he is.
“That's what I want to talk about actually the “our whole lives together” part” He looks me in the eyes this time
“Ohhhh I get what you mean and I completely understand”
“You do?” he starts to look relieved
“Yea I completely get it and I understand”
“Thank God “
“So where is the ring?”
“Wait what” he looks taken back
“ Yeah, obviously you meant that we don't have all of our lives and that we should start living it together now right? Just say those four words” I say with excitement
“Wait what? No, I have 5 words actually”
“Ohhhhhh Will you marry me, Jane?”
“No, it's I'm breaking up with you”
“Ha your funny “
“No, actually I'm serious” he looks me straight in the eye
“Oh I get it”
“You do?”
“Yea you're seriously joking”
He gets up and leaves. I must be going to get the ring.