That kid

That fat, short kid

Total sucker, I’ll tell ya

I told him that I would give him five bucks

If he could touch his toes

He tried and got stuck mid-way

I got behind that kid

I pulled his underwear over his head

He ran away, crying like a little wussy

As he was running away, his underwear tore off

His pants came down, his underwear ripped

He was running away, crying while kind of naked

I hollered and hollered out of laughter

I walked away with all of my cash

That fat kid doesn’t know anything

Because he’s just a big dummy

That guy

That tall, slender guy

Total jerk, I’ll tell ya

He made a fool out of me, a total klutz

I went up to him

He was going through his mail

He didn’t know I was there

I touched his shoulder so he could look at me

He looked up, screaming while dropping his mail

Crouching down and hiding his head

From how jacked I was

He was shaking, worrying, even crying

I got up in his face, asked if he knew who I was

He didn’t know, so I called myself “Lil’ fat shorty”

He sprang right up out of shock

Screaming like a girl, running away, the dummy