One time I was walking and I felt like I fell then it was back to normal then I got a headache then realized my skin was purple and I had an Australian accent then someone said “welcome to the second dimension called the worm hole city dome of plastic tea cups and chihuahuas of green city lactose intolerant pants!” I said “ok” then the dude said “ let me show you around the second dimension called the worm hole city dome of plastic tea cups and chihuahuas of green city lactose intolerant pants.” “ alright “ I replied

Later I was walking and saw walking pants and some pants running away from milk jugs. “ lactose intolerant pants” I thought. Then the world went green and I saw chihuahuas “ the chihuahuas of green city” I thought, then it was back to the normal color the city was before. Then the dude said, “ yeah every 100 minutes the city of worm hole dome of plastic tea cups and the chihuahuas of green city lactose intolerant pants turn green so the chihuahuas will show up” “ oh” I said. After one or two minutes it was ungreen again and the chihuahuas were gone, but then I realized I was plastic! And I saw a tea cup! A walking, talking, tea cup! So I just kept walking, waiting to be bone and flesh and organs and cells again.

After a few days I was not plastic anymore, so I decided to try and go home. I asked the mayor of THE WORM HOLE CITY DOME OF PLASTIC TEA CUPS AND CHIHUAHUAS OF GREEN CITY LACTOSE INTOLERANT PANTS if he could make the portal, worm hole thing for me to go home.

“Sure I can” he said “ are you sure?” I asked. “Yep!!” “Alright…”

Then he said his worm hole making magic words “portal pop, this lollipop, worm hole house adabra!”

I was back on my side walk, walking a dog… correction… my dog home.

When I was in my room again I sat down at my desk, opened my journal, and wrote, “ I will never forget my adventure through the worm hole that brought me to the worm hole city dome and plastic tea cups and chihuahuas of green city lactose intolerant pants.”