Dee’s Story

Okay, okay okay. So here’s how it all went down.


I was just replacing some hydraulic pipes in heating system, right? Can’t have have everyone freezing to death. Not pretty. Difficult to clean up.


But then, then then then, one of the pipes exploded! Heating fluids sprayed everywhere! The force nearly knocked the whole shuttle over!


So, so I had to go get some new pipes and heating fluids, right? On account of the whole flooding and freezing to death. So I run to the hardware store.


So I’m just shoving stuff in my hover cart, right? I’m hurrying because the shuttle’s still flooding and I need time to clean up. I wasn’t looking where I was going, so I knocked the entire display stand-


Mark interrupted the disjointed tale. “What are you talking about, Dee?! There is no flood at the shuttle, it was just a tiny leak! I was right there when it happened!”


“…You were?” Dee was baffled by Mark’s interjection.


“Ugh, your perception chip’s been fried again, hasn’t it? I wish you’d take better care of your software.”

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