Is that a brain in that lava lamp? A skull on his desk. Um… should I be concerned? This room is so messy it’s like a bomb went off in here and covered everything in a strange smoky hue… oh right I know what that smell is. I guess it’s kind of cool the more I look at it.

The posters on the walls of artists from yesteryear.

The dozens of action figures and LEGO pieces adorning his room look so interesting to me.

His bed is comfy too, is that a heated blanket under my butt? I like it because it’s freezing outside.

I know to some this room might not seem that unusual but to me it’s like a new world, I’ve never been in another boy’s bedroom before, this is all new and exciting for me.

He’s yawning, I must be boring him. Oh wait no… he’s doing the thing!!! He’s doing the thing!!! He’s such a dork. I can’t wait to see what happens next.