In the deep wooded Kingdom ofJared

Usually peaceful and quiet it was

But not on a day like today

Trouble was coming

Not slowly but quickly and not barely prepared

But no one knew

Except old mr. Pew

He fished and told tales but no one listened

Even when he was warning of the knights coming

So they killed and slaughtered and then scattered

Their job was done and old mr. Pew does with them