A Storm In A Teacup

“No!”

“Really”

“Absolutely not!”

Cries filled the air. Outrage rang in the streets.

“Awesome!”

“Finally”

“Yes!”

Conflicting shouts of excitement filled the ears of confused passerby who had not yet heard the news.

A paperboy was handing the daily edition out with alarming speed.

“Come on folks!” He cried out, as though he were in New York eighty years prior, “hear the ridiculous news! Top story of the week, and surely the month to come!”

What was in the newsletter the people had such conflicting opinions about? Well, thought the mass of the outraged, did the president not have better things to do than to officially declare a hotdog a sandwich?! (When it so obviously was not?!)