“Double dates are the worst.” I whined.

“Oh get over yourself Lilly.” My sister said.

“Dating is bad enough as it is alone. But you just had to insist on us doubling dating together. Do you know how confusing that is?!”

“It’s not that confusing.”

“We’re identical twins Diana!! It’s very confusing!! And on top of that you insisted on us matching. From our freaking headbands to our socks.”

“But I’m interesting- you aren’t.”

“Very funny!”

“Well, I’m having fun.” My sisters date said.

“I’m not.” My date said.

“Diana, why did you set us up on a date with identical twins? Do you know how stupid that is? It’s dumb!!”

“She gets it.” Liam, my date said.

“No, you two are party poopers.” William, Diana’s date said.

“I think I speak for both of us when I say dating a twin is weird.” I said.

“I personally think this is fun.”

“This stinks.” Liam said.

“This is horrible.” I said. “Remind me to never listen to you again.”

“Well if I did that you wouldn’t listen now would you?”

“No I wouldn’t that’s the point!! If I hadn’t listened then I’d be at home binging the Gilmore Girls and eating popcorn.”

“Slob.” Liam said.

“You aren’t any better Liam. You’d be watching Twilight over and over and over and over again while eating pop tarts.”

“Freak.” I said.

“I’m out of here!” Liam said.

“Me too!” I said. We stood up at the same time and stormed to the doors. He practically shoved me over to get there first. Ugh! Such a dumb a*s!