“We’re going to defeat diabetes! Contrary to popular belief some kids DO enjoy broccoli! But we’re not going force it on everyone! Some people prefer carrots!”

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“We’re going to build a wall… for climbing. People love climbing walls. I went to one for my eighth birthday.”

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“I’ve been in the senate for a hundred and eighty years!”

“Hun, that’s impossible.”

“But mom! I’m an ancient wizard!”

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“I don’t know why people say such mean things all the time. I mean, we all have to share the same planet, might as well get along!”

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“President Rose, give me back my Lego Factory!”

“Not until you give me back my Chips Ahoy bakery, King Aage!”

“That’s it! I declare war!”

-Two Days Later.-

“I see through the lies of Denmark!”

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes!”

*Starts dueling with cheap plastic lightsabers, making the noise with their mouths, while playing “The Floor Is Lava”.*

“Vwoom! Vwoom!”

“VWOOM!”

“It’s over, President Rose! I have the high ground!”

“You underestimate my power!

“Don’t try it!”

-Ten Minutes Later-

*laying on the floor, exhausted.*

“Want some orange juice?”

“Sounds great. Maybe some Oreos?”

“Sure.”