My dad always wanted a son He wanted a son named Scott Scott is a baseball player Scott is a cook Scott is a doctor But Scott isn’t real My mom always wanted a son She wanted a son named Scott Scott is the best at tennis Scott is the greatest with kids Scott is the artist of the family But Scott isn’t real My mom and dad had a daughter A daughter named Sasha Sasha is in baseball But she isn’t their son Sasha loves to cook But she isn’t their son Sasha is in college to be a doctor But she isn’t their son Sasha is real But she wishes she was not Sasha always wins in tennis But she isn’t a boy Sasha wants kids But she isn’t a boy Sasha is an artist But she isn’t a boy Sasha is real But my dad wishes the was not Sasha is real But my mom wishes she was not I am Sasha And i am real But I’d rather be Scott If my parents wanted a son so bad Why weren’t they happy when I became Scott All of their plans; All of their ideals Suddenly it was all becoming real