My dad always wanted a son

He wanted a son named Scott

Scott is a baseball player

Scott is a cook

Scott is a doctor

But Scott isn’t real

My mom always wanted a son

She wanted a son named Scott

Scott is the best at tennis

Scott is the greatest with kids

Scott is the artist of the family

But Scott isn’t real

My mom and dad had a daughter

A daughter named Sasha

Sasha is in baseball

But she isn’t their son

Sasha loves to cook

But she isn’t their son

Sasha is in college to be a doctor

But she isn’t their son

Sasha is real

But she wishes she was not

Sasha always wins in tennis

But she isn’t a boy

Sasha wants kids

But she isn’t a boy

Sasha is an artist

But she isn’t a boy

Sasha is real

But my dad wishes the was not

Sasha is real

But my mom wishes she was not

I am Sasha

And i am real

But I’d rather be Scott

If my parents wanted a son so bad

Why weren’t they happy when I became Scott

All of their plans; All of their ideals

Suddenly it was all becoming real