I love it when I get hugged,

although genuinely afraid to get mugged.

Presents are pretty, I like bling,

but touch and time are my things.

When you have a birthday such as mine,

it’s really not that hard to find

that they either love or hate the romance,

but love the chocolate,

although you gain a size in pants.

Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day,

I hope for your opinion to sway,

that my birthday is quite sweet,

even _bitter_ chocolate agrees!