(Just a short diologue that I’m sure all of u with friends can relate to..)

BFF 1:} “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

BFF 2:} “Sure . . .”

BFF 1:} “He has a great personality too!”

BFF 2:} “. . . You’ve never even talked to him.”

BFF 1:} “Ok, but like I bumped into him on accident and I was like ‘Oh, sorry,’ and he was like ‘Naw it’s cool.’”

BFF 2:} “So because he said a three word statement, you’ve decided his whole personality?”

BFF 1:} “—not decided. _Concluded_.”

BFF 2:} “I’m still hearing the same thing.”

BFF 1:} “Ugh, you just don’t get it!”

BFF 2:} “No, no I really don’t. You don’t know him.”

BFF 1:} “But I do, though!”

BFF 2:} “Elaborate.”

BFF 1:} “I watch him and—”

BFF 2:} “This just took a turn—”

BFF 1:} “Let me finish!”

BFF 2:} “Okay, geez . . .”

BFF 1:} “Sometimes I’ll _look his way _and he’ll be laughing with his friends a whole lot, which means he’s hilarious. And I saw him high-five a kid from preschool, which means he’s good with kids!”

BFF 2:} “First off, you can’t have gathered all that from those two circumstances. Second, that kid from preschool was his brother, and he’d just told him to cuss out his teacher.”

BFF 1:} “How do you know unless you watch him too?”

BFF 2:} “Literally everybody was talking about it at school . . .”

BFF 1:} “Shit, nevermind, he has a girlfriend . . .”

BFF 2:} “He just got one now?”

BFF 1:} “Well, someone just texted me saying he was texting this girl for a whole two hours last night.”

BFF 2:} “I’ve texted you for _more_ than two hours straight.”

BFF 1:} “That’s different. You’re my friend.”

BFF 2:} “ . . . ” [ mind: _that’s exactly my point _]

BFF 1:} “Damn, I lost my chance. Shit.”

BFF 2:} “You’re hopeless . . . ”