One day, the earth cracked open

And another asshole leapt out, smirking with malice

I ended up marrying him

Like an idiot

A red dawn appeared out of the blue

And I threw a thunderbolt at it, but it eluded me

I ended up causing a landslide

I hit bottom

A trash compactor with teeth yawned widely

And I threw everything I loved into it

I ended up alone

Like garbage